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Joe Hage
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November 2015
Colbert’s hilarious take on the AspireAssist
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American comedian Stephen Colbert hilariously described the AspireAssist, a new weight loss solution for people with obesity.

“Friends, like a lot of you I struggle to keep fit and eat right…. All I ask is that there’s a way to take off the pounds without exercising or changing what I eat or how much of it I eat.

Other than that, I’m willing to do anything. Well ‘anything’ has finally arrived and it’s called AspireAssist.”

I challenge you to watch without laughing: http://medgroup.biz/aspire

From the Aspire Bariatrics instructional video, “The AspireAssist works by removing a portion of the food from the stomach through a tube before it is absorbed. Your doctor will insert a needle through your skin and into your stomach….

When the lever is rotated, stomach contents begin to empty into the toilet.”

The procedure is minimally invasive and reversible. The device is in clinical trials in America and commercially available in parts of Europe.

Colbert says, “I’m pretty impressed. That’s machine-assisted abdominal vomiting. What a time saver!”

What do you think of this weight loss solution?

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